slydigger:

if there’s no cute boys involved what’s the point of doing anything

drunktrophywife:

I need a constant iv drip of attention to survive

mpregfrank:

darneildtpg:

mpregfrank:

when youre near a concert youre going to and you can literally spot who is going to the concert or not from like their hair or something it’s literally like spot the emo kids

That’s kinda fucked up

tumblr user slash emo kid darneildtpg gets offended at online text post u are hearing it here first

wattstax:

last one is very sus

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

kanyewesticle:

I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

shutupaubrey:

pizza:

im posting bc i want my sunburn 2 be tumblr famus, thats right, i did it for notes!!!!! would u rather notes or skin cancer? the answer is notes.

are you kidding me

nightingveil:

Its’ not a big deal. I see what you did there. I think. 

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

now come one, come all to this tragic affair.